1. This is a living breathing document
2. Comparing apples to apples
3. Comparing apples to oranges
4. Onesies and twosies
5. Low hanging fruit
6. Are you my belly button?
7. Tag up
8. Toe in the water
9. Main enchilada
10. Tomfoolery
11. Soup to nuts
12. There’s gonna be some of this and there’s gonna be some of that
13. I’ll run it down for you
14. He threw the oil slick
15. It’s the long pole in the tent
16. This is a big elephant…we have to eat it one piece at a time
17. Totally and completely FUBAR
18. The schedule is strictly notional
19. A way forward is being formulated
20. I’ll take that as a deliverable
21. Notable lack of support
22. Generated a high-level of interest
23. Run it up the flagpole
24. I’m flying the flag but nobody is saluting
25. Sounds like a training issue
26. It appears to be a management issue
27. The team will be populated on a voluntold basis
28. Compliance with the directive isn’t optional
29. Smokin hole
30. Blood, breathe and urine
31. Jump through red tape hoops
32. All thrust no vector
33. Stove to pipes
34. Heading down the road of damage
35. Don’t know if you’re gonna get a shit sandwich with mayo or a mayo sandwich with shit
36. I only check my email in bursts
37. We’re trying to fix the car while we’re driving it
38. That’s some Dr. Seuss shit
39. Teflon don
40. Where the rubber meets the road
41. It’s gonna be a massive meatball challenge
42. It’s like trying to nail jello to the wall
43. It’s gonna be meatball Monday!
44. We’re not going to shoot the same horse here
45. It’s an open kimono folks
46. What’s the AF mission cadet “Fly, Fight, Win, have a great day”
47. 2 steps forward 10 steps back
48. I’m just putting it out there for public consumption
49. Dual hatted
50. Cork in the dam
51. Tracking
52. All are cleared hot to press
53. I didn’t want to give him the Heisman
54. You put the kibosh on it
55. Throwing hand grenades first thing in the morning
56. Administration through intimidation
57. Run it through the wickets
58. Litany of things
59. Go pound sand
60. Fixing the plane while flying it
61. Find the magical unicorn
62. Special care and feeding
63. Clear as mud
64. King shit on turd island
65. Solid as jello
66. Measure twice cut once
67. Deuces cabooses
68. Unclass speakerphones are like hen’s teeth
69. Lock stock and barrel
70. You have to know what side of the bread has the butter
71. Give me my marching orders
72. You gotta widen the aperture
73. If you know dinner is at 8 don’t come whining at 9 when there’s no food
74. He’s the kind of guy that carries a spare tire for the tow truck
75. Please bird dog that for me
76. Those who throw shit have dirty hands
77. If you can’t blind them with science baffle them with bullshit
78. Sierra Hotel – Shit Hot
79. I’m just a mouth
80. Peanut butter spreading an excuse
81. Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want
82. You’re like a broken pencil, you’re missing the point
83. I bought you a hooker now put out
84. The fires are lit and the brows are furrowed
85. Climb the poll as high as you can and then let me climb it
86. This is just a feeler meeting
87. You’re either zero or the hero
88. Is it a smoking hole or smoking pole?
89. We’re not gonna hit and run here
90. Cause you knows I gots lots of woods
91. The iPhone is a gateway drug
92. We’re over-licensed and under-hardwared
93. Do we dogfood our own SDCs?
94. Eat our own dogfood
95. Analysis through paralysis
96. Going from a very small playground to a very large sandbox
97. The beatings will continue until morale improves
98. Break out the beach shorts
99. He could have 8 watches on and still not know what time it is
100. Put this meat suit on and go in to the lion’s den
101. I’m gonna run that in to the ground today
102. There comes a time where you gotta cut bait and fish
103. Vicey versey
104. I wouldn’t do it even if it meant a “me love you long time once a month.”
105. Absolutely. Concur. Press.
106. The sync is the key to success
107. I’m coming in off the top rope to support that effort
108. You’re sitting there with your finger on the pulse
109. We can give you guys a bread crumb trail to follow
110. You gotta train before you can win the gold medal
111. Even if got you a gift certificate to the clue store you still wouldn’t have one
112. Persnickety
113. RMO Round Metal Object (coin)
114. Re-jiggered
115. Her mood swings like a pendulum
116. What am I a dog? You get the can opener and I come running
117. It’s a booger, I’m flicking it over to you
118. BLUF: Bottom Line Up Front
119. Drinking from the fire hose
120. This is a finely crafted piece of political bullshit, it’s apathetic yet professional
121. Yours is not to question why, yours is to do or die
122. Rules are only rules if they apply to everyone around the world
123. You could tie a bag of cement to that hint and they still wouldn’t hear when you drop it
124. We could put the email in cryostasis
125. I love that angle you took
126. I’m gonna run your tool
127. You don’t have anything that is astronomically huge
128. Slidesmanship
129. Troglodyte
130. Down the shoot out the flute
131. There was a collective murmur from the audience
132. Kroners for boners
133. Test on a peanut butter spread
134. I just wanna put the bug in your ear
135. We don’t do anything in a vacuum
136. If he tells you to try everything, eventually 1 will work, which means he was right
137. Shot out of the ass of society
138. Massive fuck up
139. Is he shit hot? No, he’s just shit
140. If use of force does not work apply more force
141. I got a pair but they ain’t that big
142. Its got a nice clean hit to it
143. I cannot comment on his information dissemination techniques
144. Chuck you Farley
145. Ready. Fire. Aim
146. I jest, I jest
147. My morale just got 1/16th of an inch off the floor
148. Tier 1 triage is not an answer
149. Chef, cook and bottle washer
150. We’re the thinkers they’re the dreamers
151. ASS CANNON! (singing voice)
152. She’s got 10lbs of rice in a 5lb bag
153. No plan survives first contact with the enemy
154. Your glass is half full and its leaking
155. You can cover those hints in Velcro and they still won’t stick
156. It’s like teaching a tree to walk
157. Randy’s Keurig cup target
158. Let them talk turkey
159. You can only poke the good luck fairy so many times
160. We need to be clean and serviceable for tomorrow
161. It’s a self-licking ice cream cone
162. There’s a fly in the ointment
163. FUD – Fear uncertainty doubt. He’s a fudder, he instills FUD
164. Lather rinse repeat
165. If this thing had an ass I’d put my foot up it (printer)
166. I find your ideas compelling and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
167. He’s lacking tact and delivery
168. You just gave me a healthy dose of depression. Can I get a side of suicide with that?
169. I wouldn’t shit you you’re my favorite turd
170. Caning the mule
171. BBP – bullet background paper
172. I could put handles on that hint and you couldn’t hold onto it
173. You guys could piss of Jesus
174. Two underage people enjoying nature’s bounty
175. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t drown it
176. He’s the kind of guy that will snatch a pair of panties off a clothes line
