A 93 year-old Army veteran arrived in Paris by plane
As he was fumbling in his bag for a passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he was in France before.
He admitted that he had indeed been previously.
The lady then said, “Then you should know to have your passport out and ready, Sir.”
The veteran said, “Well, I didn’t have to show it last time.”
“Impossible!” says the customs agent, “all foreigners have always had to show their passport to enter the country.”
The veteran responded “Well, when I came ashore on D-Day in 1944, I couldn’t find any fu*king Frenchmen to show it to!”
