Two Marines Were Sitting Around Talking One Day

Two Marines Were Sitting Around Talking One Day - Military humor

Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.

The first Marine asked the second Marine, “If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?”

The second Marine said, “I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?”

The first Marine replied, “I would stand very still for half an hour.”

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