The Admiral’s Defense

The Admiral's Defense - Military humor

A navy Admiral was being court-martialed for his actions at a hotel.

He was caught chasing a young lady through the halls, both of them completely nude. One of the charges was “being out of Uniform.”

In his defense, his lawyer pointed out the the Navy manual said that a seaman “must be properly attired for the activity he is engaged in.”

The Admiral was aquitted