How Far To The Town?

How Far To The Town?

A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town. A rancher rode past. “Say, friend”, called out one of the men, “how far is it to the next town?” “Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I reckon,” called back the rancher. Another long hour dragged by, and another rancher was encountered. “How far to the next town?” the men asked him eagerly….

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An Army Major Visits The Sick Soldiers…

An Army Major Visits The Sick Soldiers…

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: “What’s your problem, Soldier?” “Chronic syphilis, Sir” “What treatment are you getting?” “Five minutes with the wire brush each day.” “What’s your ambition?” “To get back to the front, Sir.” “Good man.” says the Major. He goes to the next bed. “What’s your problem, Soldier?” “Chronic piles, Sir” “What treatment are you getting?” “Five minutes with the wire brush each day.” “What’s your ambition?” “To get back to the front, Sir.” “Good man.” says the Major….

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