New Training Instructor

New Training Instructor

Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. From the back, a voice called out, “How about a kiss from the sergeant?” “Sure,” she replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter. “But I’ll let my assistant take care of it!”

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A New Recruit Went Out On His First Sentry Duty

A New Recruit Went Out On His First Sentry Duty

The officer of the day, during his tour of duty, paused to question a sentry who was a new recruit. “If you should see an armed party approaching, what would you do?” asked the officer. “Turn out the guard, sir.” “Very well. Suppose you saw a battleship coming across the parade-ground, what would you do?” “Report to the hospital for examination, sir,” was the prompt reply.

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