Disrespect To A Superior

Disrespect To A Superior

The sergeant has been berating a private for a long time: “Private Milton, your disgraceful conduct is a glaring example of insubordination and insolence towards a superior!” he shouted. “But, sergeant, you’ve been talking for a whole hour and I haven’t said a word. Where do you see ‘insubordination and insolence towards a superior?” “No, you haven’t said anything,” snapped the sergeant, “but you’ve been listening in a most aggravating manner, and I’m not going to stand for it.”

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Meanwhile At Army Basic Training

Meanwhile At Army Basic Training

After two weeks of basic training, the drill sergeant lined up his troops and asked them each who they would like to spend an hour with if given the chance right now. Several soldiers answered their mothers, their girlfriends, etc. Then the sergeant came upon a unique answer. Sergeant: “Private, who would you most like to be alone with for an hour?” Private: “My *$*^$% recruiter, sir!”

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Do You Know Who I Am?

Do You Know Who I Am?

A private is on duty in the motor pool when the phone rings: “Soldier, can you tell me what equipment is available for use immediately?” The voice on the other end asked. “Well, sir, we have two tanks, a half dozen half-tracks, two armored personnel carriers, a couple of motorcycles, and fat-ass Johnson’s command jeep.” “Soldier? Do you know who you are speaking to?” “No sir.” “This is Major Johnson, your commander!” “Uh Sir? Do you know who you are speaking to?” “Not yet!” “That’s good! Bye, Fat-Ass!

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