Polar Bear And Hula Girl

Polar Bear And Hula Girl

A soldier’s letter home: Dear Mom, I can’t tell you where i am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear. Two weeks later, another letter home: Dear Mom, I can’t tell you where I am, but yesterday i danced with a hula girl. Two weeks later another letter home: Dear Mom, I still can’t tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl.

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Waving To Mom

Waving To Mom

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. “Jones, never do that again!”, the Drill Sergeant whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time. Back in the barracks after the parade, the Drill Sergeant stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and center. “Son, you knew I was going to see you,” he screamed. “You knew it was wrong. Aren’t you afraid of me?” “Yes, sir!” replied Jones. “But you don’t know my mother!

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