The Biggest Lies in the Air Force…

The Biggest Lies in the Air Force…

Base commander to the Inspector General: We’re glad you’re here. Inspector General to the base commander: We’re only here to help. Me? I’ve never busted minimums. I have no interest in flying for the airlines. We will be on time, maybe even early. Pardon me, ma’am, I seem to have lost my jet keys. I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons. All that turbulence spoiled my landing. I’m a member of the mile high club. I only need glasses for reading. I broke…

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