Some Phrases From Officer Efficiency Reports

Some Phrases From Officer Efficiency Reports

These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). “Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.” “Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.” “A room temperature IQ.” “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.” “A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.” “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.” “A prime candidate for natural deselection.” “Bright as Alaska in December.” “One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.” “Donated his brain to…

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