The Prayers Of Officers

The Prayers Of Officers

One day, three O-6s were hiking together and unexpectedly came upon a wide, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The Air Force Colonel called out to God, praying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.” POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across. It did, however, take him more than an hour and he almost drowned a couple of times. Seeing this, the Army Colonel…

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Sergeant Knows

Sergeant Knows

A lieutenant, a major and a colonel were in the bar at the officer’s club, having a debate about sex: how much was pleasure and how much was work. The lieutenant, just back from his honeymoon, said it was 75% pleasure and 25% work. The major, who was getting up in age, said it was 50-50. The colonel, who was ready for retirement, said it was 75% work and 25% pleasure. They couldn’t come to an agreement, so they decided to ask go to the barracks and ask the sergeant…

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