Friends Or Enemies?

Friends Or Enemies?

The Pakistani Major had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from India. “Khan,” he ordered his aide-de-camp, “I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Indian military activity.” “Ok, Major,” replied Khan. He trudged up the mountain, and as soon as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way. “There are many planes coming, Major,” he promptly radioed back. “Friends or enemies?” the Major demanded urgently. Khan again lifted his binoculars to the sky. “They’re flying very…

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Worse Punishment?

Worse Punishment?

An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: “Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I’m stationed in Greenland, and I…

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ID Please

ID Please

During a readiness exercise, two Air Force security policemen were guarding entry to a HAS. When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain view, one of the Air Force security policemen asked him for it. “I don’t see why I have to show you my ID,” the pilot snapped. “After all, it is my plane.” “Sir, with all due respect, it may be your plane,” replied the Air Force security man, “but it’s sitting in my garage!”

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