A Navy Officer Was Walking Through The Crew’s Quarters Of His Ship

A Navy Officer Was Walking Through The Crew’s Quarters Of His Ship

A Navy officer was walking through the crew’s quarters of his ship one day and chanced upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on a table. “Sailor!” the officer boomed. “Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?” “No sir,” replied the sailor, “but we don’t land airplanes on the roof either!”

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Friends Or Enemies?

Friends Or Enemies?

The Pakistani Major had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from India. “Khan,” he ordered his aide-de-camp, “I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Indian military activity.” “Ok, Major,” replied Khan. He trudged up the mountain, and as soon as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way. “There are many planes coming, Major,” he promptly radioed back. “Friends or enemies?” the Major demanded urgently. Khan again lifted his binoculars to the sky. “They’re flying very…

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