The Prayers Of Officers

The Prayers Of Officers

One day, three O-6s were hiking together and unexpectedly came upon a wide, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The Air Force Colonel called out to God, praying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.” POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across. It did, however, take him more than an hour and he almost drowned a couple of times. Seeing this, the Army Colonel…

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The Biggest Lies in the Air Force…

The Biggest Lies in the Air Force…

Base commander to the Inspector General: We’re glad you’re here. Inspector General to the base commander: We’re only here to help. Me? I’ve never busted minimums. I have no interest in flying for the airlines. We will be on time, maybe even early. Pardon me, ma’am, I seem to have lost my jet keys. I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons. All that turbulence spoiled my landing. I’m a member of the mile high club. I only need glasses for reading. I broke…

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