Sergeant Knows

Sergeant - Military humor

A lieutenant, a major and a colonel were in the bar at the officer’s club, having a debate about sex: how much was pleasure and how much was work.

The lieutenant, just back from his honeymoon, said it was 75% pleasure and 25% work.

The major, who was getting up in age, said it was 50-50.

The colonel, who was ready for retirement, said it was 75% work and 25% pleasure.

They couldn’t come to an agreement, so they decided to ask go to the barracks and ask the sergeant on duty.

The sergeant told them it was 100% pleasure.

When the three officers asked him why, the sergeant said “Because if there was any work involved, the three of you would have me doing it for you!”

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