1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
3. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
4. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
7. Guns function normally every day of the month.
8. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
9. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman….
10. You can buy a silencer for a gun
